Beyoncé has reportedly gifted her husband Jay-Z – and father of Blue Ivy – with the ultimate Father’s Day gift: a Bombardier Challenger 850.

The $40 million private jet holds up to fifteen passengers and comes with a cream leather interior in the living room, a kitchen and two bathrooms

Sources say “Beyoncé thought this would be the perfect way to show Jay how much of a great dad he is.”

You may also recall that back in December 2010 Beyonce bought her husband a $2 million Bugatti Veyron for his 41st birthday.

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Rich girls are hot because their mums are hot. But they're also insane because their dads are inbred sociopaths with Nazi fetishes. All of this makes dating one for a short period of time an excitingly weird mixture of prescription pills, naps, crazy arguments, depressing music, room service, therapists, tattoos that cost more than cars, jet lag and guestlists. It's gonna be fun!

They won't stick around forever, however, as they're genetically pre-disposed to breed among their own kind. But as long as you understand you'll never be anything more than just a stopgap to them, you're in with a shout.

MEETING THEM

This is all about timing. There's a point in every rich girl's life where they stop accepting Daddy's handouts and start nicking it from his wallet instead. This is when you strike. This is your brief window of opportunity.

The first step is identifying the bars/ clubs that these girls frequent. One of a rich girl's favourite activities is to go and look at other rich-people-who-are-pretending-to-be-poor playing in bands. A good way to find these is to check your local listings for who's playing in your area, cross-reference band names with the internet, and look out for names like Charlie or Rupert or Frederick. That's where you'll find gold.

WINNING THEM
You have nothing to offer a rich girl other than being slightly less fortunate than they are, so wave your pedestrian lifestyle around as though it was an alternative lifestyle choice. You've gotta play it like Basquiat or Leo in Titanic; wear fingerless gloves, squint a lot, and say things like "Mister, I meet a lotta people with money, but whadda they got to show for it?" Obviously saying something like that while looking another human being in the eye with a straight face is gonna be pretty difficult, but you'll get used to it. Just bear in mind her entire concept of rebellion will be gleaned from Dickens novels and James Franco's Twitter.

The urban equivalent of this is equally potent: Get some lines in your eyebrows, claim to be a small-time coke dealer, wear a lot of Stone Island and basically inhabit all of her parents' nightmares. At the very worst, her dad will probably attempt to pay you off. If he does, shout, "I don't need your money!" and then steal his iPod. 

HER HOUSE

Yes, her flat isn't shit. Get over it. The most important rule here is to never EVER ask how much her place is costing her. I know it's fun to work out in your head how many times more expensive it is than your own rent, or to figure out how many hours you would have to work to pay the rent for just one month (approx 500, BTW) but don't. a) Her parents are paying for it and she has no fucking idea, and b) Just fucking be cool. Act like you're so accustomed to this kind of luxury that you haven't even noticed she's using a remote control to operate the curtains. Just shut up, sit back, watch her Sky.

THE HELP

Unless you're a horrible, horrible human being, dating a girl with a maid is gonna make you feel like the worst person on Earth; like the conscientious son of a plantation owner. Every ounce of your being is going to want to take your own plate over to the sink or say things like "Don't worry, I'll get it."

But you know when a lion rips apart a gazelle in a nature documentary and Attenborough says something like "although horrifying to us, this is just par for the course in the wild"? Think about it like that. And if you're still upset about it, just remember that the Filipino maid you feel so sorry for lives in a bigger house than you (the outhouse at your girlfriend's).

MUMS

Firstly, you're gonna want to sleep with her mum because her mum is going to look THE EXACT OPPOSITE to your mum. She will smell like whatever frankincense smells like. However, she will understand what you are straight away; which is just "a phase". She might even regale you both with a story about how she once dated a "punk rocker with a motorcycle" before "meeting Daddy", which is essentially a nice way of saying "Lily is marrying Sebastian, and your days are numbered, dickhead."

DADS
The dad is worse. He understands all your disgusting urges because he lives on a diet of anal sex with Polish women that get delivered to his hotel. The other problem with dads is that rich girls and their fathers flirt to the point of obscenity. This may make you feel weird, but imagine how much it fucks up these two weirdos. 

FRIENDS

Two things. Number one: Compared to her school friends, your mates are gonna look like House of Pain. Number two: She won't be hanging out with her school friends any more, she'll be hanging out with a touring collective of models, drug dealers, guys who own guitars, guys who own clubs, alternative pop stars in their early teens and really old guys who used to know Joe Strummer. You will hate them. Your own friends will try very, very hard to screw all the models, though.

DRUGS

Rich girls have been taking drugs since they were three. If you don't think you can be outdrunk, out Xanaxed, out coked, out speeded, out everythinged by a 16-year-old, you're wrong. Heath Ledger, John Belushi, River Phoenix – I guarantee they all died trying to match rich girls. No normal person, raised on shit weed and wine, can compete with a person built from neurosis, privilege, pressure and those slimming pills made from ground-up Chinese babies.

IMPORTANT! Remember, part of them WANTS to get caught. So when they're racking up lines on a Subway sneeze guard and it seems like it would be funny to join in, don't! They're gonna get bailed. And you're not.

SEX

Well, the first thing to know about all rich girls is that they lost their virginity at a terrifyingly young age. This means that they're all mad. The reason they all have sex so young is that they all want to be models and are surrounded by scumbags who've had their morality exploded by Mexican Adderall and are used to getting what they want to the point of psychosis. Basically, these young, beautiful women have been fucked up. And that means you'll probably have to have threesomes and put up with her walking around with only a bra on while her male Swedish friends talk about their literary projects. Speaking of which...

PRETENSION

You're also going to have to put up with this. You're going to have to put up with your rich girl reading Knut Hamsun on her roof deck. And she'll know male models, and Jesus, have you any idea how desperate those guys are to let the world know how stupid they aren't? These people never ever grow out of this, so you're stuck, I'm afraid.

POLITICS

At some point in the relationship, despite her bohemian pretensions and transgressive art project, you'll realise that she is a Tory. Listen out for tell-tale opinions like, "Well I don't see why I should have to give away all my money to other people," and "Daddy didn't go on the dole, he went out and started a company / formed Duran Duran."

RUINING YOU

Yes, it's going to destroy you. You'll never be happy with a nightbus ever again. You might not quit school/ your job, but you'll become so bad at it that it'll probably quit you. Unsustainable drug habit? Yep! Ditch all your old friends? But of course! Start wearing £4,000 denim jackets? WHO WOULDN'T?

THE BREAKUP

You knew it was coming from day one. But God, you don't wanna give up on this. You'll cry and bitch and get addicted to heroin, but you'll never be able to convince her to stay. Her type don't care too much about people. Her family buy land; yours plough it. Sorry mate, now you have to date someone who doesn't even have a linen closet.

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By Linda Gondelle

Giving good head is an art form that I didn’t perfect until I was in my mid-twenties. Before that I was constantly bewildered, usually drunk and often left wondering why I kept getting “fired.” I had the intent, concentration and attitude, but I also had an overbite and too many wine coolers. It was high school. What did I know? Then I met Yves, the prototypical older boyfriend. Born and raised in Montreal, he was used to supremo suck from the “filles de roi” and this Ontario girl was going to rank. Since then I have, quote, “rocked”, “ruled”, “owned”, and “paralysed” some of the best cock this side of the Mississippi. My experience, combined with epic VICEresearch, is available for you now. Here we go!


Step #1: Don't Spend All Your Chips
Before you even start this discussion you have to look at your budget. You have about twenty minutes of sex chips on any given night. If you spend fifteen chips sucking him off, he’s only got five chips left for humping. We suggest saving BJs for mornings and afternoons and period week; you still want to get laid.


Step #2: The Evil Dr Tooth
Your teeth don’t exist. They might as well be in a glass by the bed. Use the same principle applied when eating a super cold Popsicle with a mouthful of freshly filled, sensitive molars. You have to make a cave with your mouth and use your tongue, upper and back palate to form a careful vacuum to keep him away from your teeth. Keep this exercise in mind throughout your entire blowjob. It’s easy to slip, especially when you’re drunk. One trick is to pull your lips over your teeth like they’re those boxing mouth guards.


Step #3: The Right Mindset
The key to cock is in the focus. You must be fixated for the entire duration of your down time. Remember the concentration required to kill an ice cream cone without getting any on your blouse? Why do you think they make sex oils in all of your favorite candy/ice cream flavors? It elicits a freaky Pavlovian trance of focus and completion. Think of good head as the Great Pacifier.


Step #4: Believe
We’re not talking about the half-ass, licking-until-hard-then-insertion action here. That’s “lovemaking” in the whitest way. If you’re not willing to trust him and commit yourself with 100 percent total devotion to his penis, don’t bother. You have to worship it like you’re Indiana Jones and you’ve finally made it to the Temple of Doom. (If worshipping his cock makes you feel vulnerable it’s probably because he’s a macho asshole and you are sucking off the wrong guy.) Remember, there’s a psychosexual paradox going on here. You are giving him head and he is getting his cock sucked. You are both a slave to his dick and totally in control of it, like an actress who stars in and directs her own movies.


Step #5: Heading South
Before you break off from his mouth and head downstairs, prepare the landing pad with your hand. Horse around until it’s hard as stone. Assure him there’s going to be some heavy mouth action but don’t let it start until he’s ready to crack.

Rub, rub, rub through the pants like it’s a baby animal just about to be born. Firmly tug at the belt buckle like it’s your own. Try not to fumble too much with the belt but it’s OK to ask for his help. Don’t get fired before you’ve even taken on the job. Communication is crucial because guys have trouble refusing head no matter how bad they think you might be at it. Making sure he’s happy with how it’s going without seeming insecure is one of the hardest parts of giving head.

Extra tip: Don’t fuck up with the zipper. If you hurt his penis here it’s all over. Pull the zipper up and out, away from his penis, not straight down. Use two hands if you need to, like if he’s huge or not wearing any underwear.

Key: If he seems to be steering this ride (keeping his hands hovering over or on your head), read the road signs and ask some soft questions. Are you going too fast, hard, soft, slow? You’re not looking for a detailed map or long discussion. One or two uttered words – a deep moaning “yes” or “oooohmmmokay” or “ohhhh, yeahyeahyeah” – will do fine.


Step #6: Birthing
Slide your hand into the underwear. The baby animal is a little afraid of being born and has to get to know your hand so it can feel safe and come out. Hover over his groin here for five seconds (not too long or you will seem like a spectre and that will make him feel self-conscious).

Extra tip: If he starts mashing your head down, don’t smack his hand away. Gently grab his wrist and place it down by his side again. Hold it there for a second as if to say, “Relax, guy. I’ve got it.” Incidentally, where did you meet this guy?

Step #7: Getting the Balls Rolling
Now, somebody hasn’t received much attention up until now. Here’s where our face and hands have a bit of prep work to do. Cup and caress his balls in the hand you don’t use for writing. They can take a bit of abuse, but only with your heavy wet tongue. Find his balls first with your mouth by burying your face in the space between his thighs and crotch and take one of them in your mouth and wet and spit it up. Don’t be afraid to make things wet as hell.

You’ll need your dexterous hand to complete the lock and seal around the shaft. It’s wet from your spit, too and remember, you don’t have any teeth. This is a game you play with yourself: No teeth, I have no teeth, I only have gums and lips and tongue. No teeth.

At the base, your mouth finally meets your hand and your tongue slicks up the shaft with more hot spit. Wet hand goes down around the shaft with forefinger and thumb acting as the extension of mouth. Moan on it because everybody’s just met. Here’s the freeze frame: mouth puffed out, lips like an anus, down around the top few inches, tongue pressing the cock into an oral groove, good hand around the shaft and bad hand is rotating around the balls with slightly firm yet gentle rubs. Teeth not invited to the party.

Now that you’ve made the lock, never take your hand and mouth off or away from his cock. You’re not gobbing on it and you’re barely hitting a rhythm. You are wetting down the penis with spitty, rhythmic foreplay to achieve the correct balance of slickness and traction. No baby kisses here; you’re all mouth and tongue and hand. The whole area should begin to feel like a wet, well-greased-down, slow-moving internal combustion engine that is just gearing up.

Extra tip: At some point, lock eyes with him while your mouth is first introduced to his cock. Remember he’s filming this with his brain and may use it as masturbation fodder for years to come. You can even jerk him off for a bit. It’s a nice break for everyone and the variety keeps things interesting.


Step #8: Rhythm and Motion
He will instinctively begin to rock slightly. Never stop moving along with him, but be a bit off so you’re undulating over his weenie slightly offbeat. It’s important at this point to make sure you avoid getting skull-fucked. Control the tempo yourself.

Your hand should form a tube like a skirt around your mouth, with your thumb and forefinger like a belt that meets your lips. Keep it well lubricated and don’t stay static. Your other fingers can fan and fold and tickle and tug as your mouth and tongue circle and bob up and down the top part. Most of the feeling is in the head of the penis so don’t waste too much time on the shaft. You’re looking for a tempo akin to “Pop Goes the Weasel” played at half speed. Never lose the rhythm or the concentration of your mouth up and down around the tip of the penis.

By now you’re gripping the shaft gently and firmly with both good and bad hands in a dizzy of fingers and spit. Fan down and grip up, grip up and fan down. Mouth stays on over the top, deep then shallow, all the way out, all the way down. Hands have to help out the mouth. Mouth can’t do all the work.

Don’t make the goal here an orgasm. Have no expectations. This is the slick middle of giving head that gets you familiar with his rhythm and lets your mouth be the most talented pussy since your own.

Extra tip: Again, it helps to lock eyes. It reminds you of what you’re doing and who you’re doing it to. It’s an intense moment and it breaks a trance if you’ve found yourself in one. Guys can tell if you’re sucking to get it over with instead of getting him off, and it hurts their feelings. A little.


Step #9: The Final Countdown
Something happens between giving the blow job and the point of no return. His balls get hard and begin to disappear. Cute. You will know this because bad hand is on the job. He stiffens and arches his body toward your mouth and his moaning may get a bit more whimpery and ardent. Now everything gets a lot harder but a lot easier at the same time. Good hand is pumping a bit more penis into the mouth. Both work together, making the tempo a bit stormier but still controlled. Moaning should be almost frantic here. A vacuum begins to form between the hand and mouth, working up and down as you slightly suck in your cheeks. There’s an important distinction between sucking the shit out of it and simply making a vacuum seal out of your mouth. Vacuum is better. Sucking hard can make him convulse.

He’s so hard now that it might be difficult to take it all in, but try relaxing your throat muscles. Make a deep “ahhh” sound. Move your mouth and hand up and down with more ardor and purpose. Vary your mouth movements, but don’t lose the gentle vacuum. Use good hand to control the pumping and keep your mouth firmly wrapped and sealed in spit around the wet cock.


Step #10: The Finish Line
This is it. Increase the speed of your mouth and good hand. Let him feel you pulling his orgasm right out of him. Guys, it’s OK to tell her you’re about to blow, but don’t be a rock star. Say it nice and soothing like you’re going to cry and you don’t know why. (Who’s the subordinate little puppy now?) Your hands are slickly wrapped and your mouth is sucking his cock faster but with subtle undertones of a gentle coaxing. Start to make swallowing motions, press your tongue on the shaft and slightly relax your lips. Moan hard and low in anticipation of the best orgasm you’ve ever created.

Extra tip: If it’s so good you start losing him in some surreal never-ending ending, stop and let him have a wank while you lick his balls. That’s always a surefire way to get things back on track.


Step #11: The Blowing of the Load
Spitting it out means like. Swallowing means love. And gargling with cum makes you look like a crazy slut that probably has STDs. Most guys don’t care about where it goes eventually, but there are some ways to keep it sexy and fun. If he’s into it, he may want to cum on your face. It’s just cum and you trust him. It has to go somewhere and it’s good for your skin. Wherever it goes, wipe it up soon. No one can relax and fall asleep when paste is hardening around them.

Extra tip: Push on his t’aint while he’s cumming.


Step #12: Swallowing
Swallowing is important. It shows a kind of love and acceptance that has big payoffs during pussy-eating time, morning sex, and menstruation. The easiest way is to be upright and kneeling between his legs because gravity cuts down on the gag factor and if it’s far enough in the back of your mouth, it slides down like a slutty oyster. Swear to God.

Important: You are not going to get AIDS from swallowing. It’s safest to make sure you don’t brush your teeth right before or right after, but relax. It’s fine.


Step #13: The Aftermath
Once he’s spent, he’s pretty exhausted and probably in another land. You’re not going to get him back. Keep a warm hand on top of it for a bit, like a shock blanket used by paramedics. Just lie there while he mumbles “holy shit” to himself for a few hours while you fall asleep. It’s your lullaby.

Come fall, Parisian fashion line YSL/Yves Saint Laurent, will make a name change to "Saint Laurent Paris". The change comes as part of a larger branding change by new creative director Hedi Slimane. The fashion house will also move it's design studio from Paris, to Los Angeles, where Slimane currently resides.

Kush Boys & Master Kush wishes everyone a Happy Father's Day!

by Cheryl Shuman for Smell the Truth

Robin Williams will guest star on the series premiere of Wilfred, the hit FX Channel comedy featuring Elijah Wood (Lord of the Rings) as Ryan, a suicidally depressed, introverted medical marijuana patient who sees his neighbor’s dog Wilfred as a pot-puffing man in a dog suit.

Wilfred is based on the award-winning Australian series of the same name, and was adapted for FX by writer David Zuckerman (Family Guy, American Dad, King of the Hill), who also serves as the series “show runner” and executive producer, along with series co-star Jason Gann.

Gann, who co-created and starred in the Australian series, plays the title character as bit of a shamanic trickster, leading Ryan to overcome his fears and joyfully embrace the unpredictability and insanity of the world around him. Series regulars also include Fiona Gubelmann as Jenna, Ryan’s beautiful neighbor and Wilfred’s owner, and Dorian Brown as Kristen, Ryan’s uptight sister.

I’m the medical marijuana marijuana consultant on the show, hired to recreate authentic scenes for the “Wilfred Collective.” Within 48 hours we transformed Ryan’s bedroom on the set into a lifelike medical marijuana collective, complete with (faux) medicine, vaporizors, edibles, medicated chocolates, and magazines. It was so authentic that many of the crewmembers said they felt like they should pull out their patient ID card and place an order.

The series premiere of Wilfred was the highest-ranking debut sitcom ever for FX Networks, and it stayed in the top 10 shows for Thursday night cable TV throughout the first season. The show has also met with critical acclaim. Curt Wagner, writing in Redeye (The Chicago Tribune), said: “Wilfredis the strangest new show on TV. And the funniest.” David Wiegand, in the San Francisco Chronicle, said: “Wilfred works on many levels, something that may not become apparent until after you stop laughing.”

In the last season’s cliffhanger ending, viewers were left with more questions than answers. Is Wilfred real? Was Ryan successful in his suicide attempt? If the dog who appears as a human in a costume does exist, will he remember Ryan? What consequences will Ryan pay for ruining his sister’s marriage?

“Ninety-five percent of the cliffhanger is resolved in the Season 2 premiere,” Zuckerman told me, adding, “That’s not to say there aren’t new questions asked.” While the cast is tight-lipped on spoilers — Gann called himself a “story Grinch” — Zuckerman said that the sophomore season would continue to “explore Ryan’s journey toward enlightenment, with Wilfred tripping him up along the way.”

Going above and beyond to get Jenna her job back after she accidentally ate a brownie laced with pot, Wilfred was hit by a car in the last season. He wound up at the vet, and didn’t recognize Ryan when he woke up. Ryan questions whether or not Wilfred appeared to him at all, setting up a crisis of faith that was worsened when he returned home to find the door to the basement Wilfred inhabited leading only to a closet.

Writers on the show are currently “breaking” stories, with Zuckerman, Gann and Wood all hoping to see the return of Mary Steenburgen as Ryan’s nutty mother whose cat, Mittens, appears to her as a woman played by Rhea Perlman. “We do explore her relationship with Ryan and their unique shared traits in sort of a fun arena,” Zuckerman said. Also on the cast’s wish list to return: Dwight Yoakam’s “Bruce,” who also “sees” Wilfred and appeared to test Ryan’s faith in his canine companion. A podcast for the new episodes, allowing the cast and creators to provide hints along the way, is another possibility. I’m hoping to add content about vaporizers (a healthier way to medicate) to this season’s plot lines.

Wilfred is an amazing, groundbreaking show that I am honored to be a part of. The show is a catalyst for discussions about marijuana at dinner table and water coolers across the country. One criticism of medical marijuana collectives is that they seem to cater to healthy-looking young men. If those men are like Ryan, they may have serious reasons that are not obvious to the eye. According to a forthcoming study to be published in the Journal of Psychiatric Research, the use of cannabis is associated with lower mortality risk in patients with schizophrenia and related psychotic disorders.Perhaps our modern souls need some salve-ation from the Hobbits’ “pipe weed.”

What’s next, you ask? Find out yourself! Tune in on June 28 at 10 p.m. for the premiere of Wilfred on the FX network. In addition, FX will offer viewers a Special Preview Episode of Wilfred for viewing across multiple platforms over a two-week period beginning on Thursday, June 14 in advance of the series’ official Season Two premiere.

On Thursday, June 14, the never-before-seen Special Preview Episode with guest Robin Williams will roll out on Video-on-Demand through the network’s cable, satellite and telco distribution partners, and also will begin running that day online on HULU and Yahoo! TV, as well as FXnetworks.com andthe Wilfred Facebook page.

On Thursday, June 21 at 10:30 PM E/P, the Preview Episode “Progress” will be preceded by an encore run of Wilfred’s Season 1 finale at 10:00 PM E/P.

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Celebrity Networth has compiled a list of the world’s 30 richest DJs. Topping the list is Tiesto with a networth of $65 million, followed by Paul Oakenfold with $55 million, and Paul van Dyk with $50 million.

#30: Afrojack Net Worth – $2 million

#29: Markus Schulz Net Worth – $2 million

#28: Darude Net Worth – $2.5 million

#27: Kaskade Net Worth – $3 million

#26: Martin Solveig Net Worth – $3 million

#25: Eric Prydz Net Worth – $4 million

#24: Swedish House Mafia Net Worth – $4 million each

#23: Gareth Emery Net Worth – $5 million

#22: Avicii Net Worth – $6 million

#21: Skrillex Net Worth – $8 million

#20: ATB aka Andre Tanneberger – $8 million

#19: Calvin Harris Net Worth – $10 million

#18: Deadmau5 Net Worth – $12 million

#17: Benny Benassi Net Worth – $14 million

#16: Carl Cox Net Worth – $15 million

#15: The Chemical Brothers Net Worth – $15 million

#14: Ferry Corsten Net Worth – $18 million

#13: Steve Aoki Net Worth – $20 million

#12: Fatboy Slim Net Worth – $22 million

#11: David Guetta Net Worth – $25 million

#10: Moby Net Worth $28 million

#9: Daft Punk Net Worth – $30 million each

#8: Pete Tong Net Worth – $30 million

#7: Judge Jules Net Worth – $40 million

#6: Sasha (DJ) Net Worth – $40 million

#5: Armin Van Buuren Net Worth – $40 million

#4: John Digweed Net Worth – $45 million

#3: Paul van Dyk Net Worth – $50 million

#2: Paul Oakenfold Net Worth – $55 million

#1: DJ Tiesto Net Worth – $65 million

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