Mobile Pole Dancing

 

The Platinum Stage Hitch Pole is perfect for all your monbile stripping needs. It can be attached to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV. Take it camping, to the beach or anywhere else that you may need a stripper on the go.

 

Photo of the Day

 

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson!

I know we're a day late, I was flying all day... I got you today though. Happy Birthday MJ!

 

More & more people are spotted drinking Chronic Ice

 

FISH PEDICURES

 

Fish Pedicures involve a client submerging their feet in warm water while tiny carp, called Doctor Fish, eat the dead skin. This pedicure method has become very popular in Asian countries and Turkey, and is now making its way to the U.S. Some people say it's the best pedicure they've ever had. The fish are known to soften the feet, eat away dead skin and even calluses. The treatment is supposedly not painful.

 

10 Whole Brain Essentials for Innovative Era

 

10 Whole Brain Essentials for Innovative Era

by eweber.

1.       Ask – don’t tell. What if you were to ask one innovative question to a leader you encounter? What if you held back a strong opinion, in favor of learning from others today? Imagine the ground-breaking results for innovative workplace solutions you pioneer. Yet experts remind us how innovation loses because leaders remain locked in the past.  Sadly, innovative opportunities  get stomped on by narrow-minded demands. It doesn’t have to be that way!

 

Whole Brain Essentials for Innovative Era

Can you see growth benefits for holistic leading that inspires organizational change? Ready to snatch up those daily opportunities to ask mind-bending what if questions? Researchers discovered glaring gaps in skills needed to lead well for the innovative era we’ve entered.  The Center for Creative Leadership asked 2,220 leaders from 15 organizations in three countries, what leadership skills appear inadequate to meet current and future demands.

 

Top missing skills they found were leaders’ ability to: lead, plan, facilitate, inspire, communicate, persevere, and learn. Have you noticed how gifted leaders draw more from both sides of the brain, by creating space for a genuine answers, by building goodwill among those who may disagree on answers offered. So why do we not get asked more inspired questions?

 

Whole Brain Essentials for Innovative

What if questions may ratchet up leadership skills, but they tend to be harder to ask than most people recognize. Would you agree?

 

2.       Hitch your wagon to a star.Here are a few ways to ensure both sides of your brain will fuel innovation at the peaks! a). Show enthusiasm for new ideas, and express support when others propose quality innovations.  The stressed or bored mind, works against innovation and defaults back to boring routines. b). Create solutions rather than vent, and brainpower creates tools from both sides to design advanced ways forward. c). Let music rock you there, by choosing tunes that foster innovation. d). Run up stairs and avoid  elevators, to increase oxygen and brainpower. e). Eat more nuts, blueberries, and grains, and less sugar, carbs or refined foods.  f). Teach something to an elder or a child at the same time you are learning it, and you’ll retain 90% of what you learn. g). Offer a positive alternative to a few negative brain stoppers at work. h). Ask both men and women for  ideas on a hot issue or a conflict resolution at work, and then use suggestions from both genders.

 

3.       Cultivate curiosity. Having been hard hit by the recession, General Electric VP Susan Peters’ statement, “We were close to financial meltdown,” opened a window for curious minds to ask, “How can we expand innovation here? What would carry us past cortisol chemicals that spread gloom faster than donuts disappear from a Monday morning staff room?”  It takes brain based smart skills to spot  innovation opportunities. When it happens though, it’s a winning recipe for ongoing renewal, that engages holistic brainpower.

 

Whole Brain Thinking for Innovative Era

4.       Hardwire for humility. Without doubt, humility that is hardwired into minds, is the stuff that builds and sustains a brain powered community. It’s also true that arrogance tends to trigger a toxic workplace. But why does virtue come easier to some people, while eluding others like deer dart from hunters? A thought to launch your next discussion on whole brain innovation. Humility involves exciting new discoveries about hidden traps that can undo brainpower.  It means snipping your amygdala, when others ridicule new directions. It also means leaving no brains behindwhen you plan innovative opportunities.  Humility is hardwired by  developing higher intrapersonal intelligence.

 

5.       Support you first. Then help those nearby, with a stronger, more together you. Just as they tell people before any flight, to take care of yourself first and then help others – why not  start your day with your own flight reminder to support you first. With basic needs for laughter, love and life filled,  you have the ideal chemical and electrical circuitryto make far wiser decisions for those near you. How so?

To help yourself is to strengthen personal (or intrapersonal) intelligence, and results are quite amazing brainpower across both sides of your brain. Your intrapersonal intelligencestores equipment to cultivate values and live morally or spiritually, for instance.  Ethical practices, when lived, literally rewire the brain for more positive character traits that tap into creativity and logic for innovative progress.  Values practiced in everyday settings inspire mental habits for care in the wider community through mirror neurons. When you speak or live higher values you also create a climate of peace and safety where others tend to cultivate character. That’s how the human brain works.

 

Whole Brain Innovation

6.       Hop to different beats.Grow different brain parts daily. Use left brain by acting logical, sequential, objective, rational, detail oriented, analytical and fact oriented.  It includes visual perception, language, attention, memory, focus, and speed for completing tasks. The left brain is used more for math and science, where you memorize names, and learn dates or formulas. It’s reality based, safer, and easier to assess. It cannot help you to create new approaches or problem solve your way past financial challenges though.  Those mind-bending functions lie within your right brain. Use right brain daily for innovative tasks that are whole picture oriented, subjective, holistic, intuitive, synthesizing, and emotionally alert.  It includes general well-being, stress management, problem solving, spatial reasoning, integration of ideas, multiple intelligence use, and ability to collaborate, and to be thankful. Imagination rules in the right brain, as do beliefs, using symbols or icons,  and taking risks for renewed possibilities.

 

7.       Don’t Be Smart! Your right and left brain together draw on your unique mix of multiple intelligences, and these are ratcheted up a notch each time used. Can you see why the notion of fixed IQ is myth? Target your multiple intelligences daily to get more brainpower on-board. For instance: 1). Mathematical or logical targets enable you to trace the logical chains of reasoning to discern where problems rooted. 2). Verbal linguistic targets include reading and discussing economic trends, as well as writing a plan for economic growth, and perhaps even proposing it to your bank manager. 3). Musical or rhythmic targets have you composing musical solutions or studying those who have expanded the economy through music. 4). Visual spatial targets create or use images, graphs, or visual portrayals to understand and explain economic problems and possibilities. 5). Bodily-kinesthetic targets engage you in movement, building and handling materials in ways that deepen understanding about past and future economic challenges and opportunities. 6). Interpersonal or social targets help you to discern and respond well to moods, temperaments, motivation, and desires of different people as they relate to economic bust and boom.7). Intrapersonal or introspective targets tap into your self-knowledge, integrity and discrimination for good or bad money choices for yourself and others. 8). Naturalistic targets give you mental tools to draw on patterns and designs in nature as a way to see real world problems and propose nature-related solutions for economic growth. A new look at innovative brainpower within multiple intelligences helps you invent, create, and design original approaches – past rigid routines where you work. Why not propose whole brain opportunities to increase an organization’s innovative IQ.

 

8.       Run from ruts. When we do the same routines daily, we work against whole brain growth, and stomp out innovative potential that requires several active brain operations. How so? New research shows how the brain’s plasticity rewires itself on both sides. One girl without the right side of her brain, for instance recovered near perfect vision. In spite of the fact that right brains map the left field of vision. Here are a few suggestions: a). Sequence the top five priorities for an action plan you’ll do this week. Mathematical tasks enable you to thread through chains of reasoning to discern where ruts are rooted. b). Log a few winning ways over one week tell about your best plan to raise a specific strength up to new levels. Verbal linguistic tasks include reading and discussing communication trends, as well as writing a plan for new growth, and perhaps even proposing it to your mentor.  c). Play a new musical selection or compose one to show where you’d most like to be in one month? Musical or rhythmic tasks enable you to expand brainpower through personal or experts’ compositions. d). Place a visual near you today, that would most inspire your next adventure. Spatial tasks invite innovative investigations through images, graphs, or visual portrayals that diminish ruts simply by illumining inspired visual possibilities. e). Take a long to consider an answer to the question – “What could you do differently this week with life-changing results? “ Bodily-kinesthetic  tasks engage you in movement, or building in ways that deepen understanding about past and future challenges as well as opportunities for new directions. f). Ask a respected friend or colleague to suggest a new approach at work that would  move you ahead in a dynamic new direction. Interpersonal or social tasks would help you to discern and respond well to insights of different people as they relate to yourchange question. g). Think back in time and advise your teenage self on one change that could  transform the coming week. Intrapersonal or introspective tasks tap into your self-knowledge, integrity and discrimination for good or bad choices that relate to you. h). Highlight one part of nature that illustrates your highest life goal and tell somebody or write about what it can teach you to improve your day. Naturalistic tasks give you mental tools to draw on patterns and designs in nature as a way to see real world problems and propose nature-related solutions for growth.

 

9.       Spot toxins before they stop you! Subtle, and often cemented into workplaces, toxins kill innovative brainpower like carbon monoxide snuffs out life in a closed garage. Only after you hit unethical walls raised by scorn from the cynic, do you value freedom flights toward its opposite – the curious mind. I’m speaking of that chronically negative person, who expresses disdain for innovative ideas, where stressed brains rely on habit and distrust reigns.  Have you ever considered the mental equipment alive and active within brains of bullies and cynics? 1. Amygdala for the cynic is that tiny sac of neurons that remains agitated most of the time,  overheats easily,  and triggers turmoil as an emotional pattern. How do you tame your amygdala? 2. Cortisol releases from cynics like falls at Niagra, as its potent chemical slams people into stress that  shrinks human brains. What tactics do you use to counter that cortisol surge? 3. Neuron pathways for cynics create disagreeable expressions of gloom, and habitual synapses can reshape moods or jade perspectives into permanent problems over time. Can you see how today’s actions shape tomorrow’s brain? 4. Plasticity rewires the cynic’s brain nightly for angry responses, and deep seated frustrations. Outwardly,  poor tone packs punches that cripple opportunities to prosper. Rewire against cynicism by doing its opposite, since every action you take today helps to reshape the brain as you sleep tonight. 5. Dendrite brain cells connect negativity to negativity in the mind of a cynic, to regenerate mental stagnation not seen in the curious. Practice one positive act and watch chemical and electrical activity reboot you mentally for more of the same. 6. Basal ganglia, with its propensity to default back to ruts,  stores and replays worst habits of cynics till others can cite their complaints by heart. That’s why you see some people locked into racism, sexism and other poisonous practices picked up and played routinely without much thought. 7. Working memory sits unused and often remains mute for the cynic, who finds no need for mental equipment that prospers the curious or leaps into action for solution bound minds. Focus on facts that build concrete solutions and working memory tools spring into action to solve complex problems out of bounds to the cynical mind. 8. Brain chemicals refuel wretched  moods in cynics, with decreased natural drugs for well being, and increased hormones for negative behavior.  Cynicism blocks serotonin, (sometimes referred to as molecule of happiness) and stirs up chemicals that accompany disdain. 9. Serotonin sinks lower in the mind of the cynic, leaving the brain without resources against anxiety, disquiet, anger, or conflict at work. Each cynical act can lower a brain’s natural serotonin supplies. Increase serotonin through healthy foods, exercise, and many behaviors that spike sincere satisfaction. 10. Brainwaves of cynics rewire daily to  for more cynical performances. Organized by a hierarchy, electrical waves control how neurons communicate for better or for worse, and cynical forces can surge a brain’s circuitry for negative outcomes. Reading this post for more innovative brainpower, the cynic will likely see no cause for change, yet cynicism leaves its victims craving attention and creating conflict,  much like addicts crave drugs or drunks cause oppression. In either case mental tools shut down. In fact, looking back at mistakes, the cynic often chills to bitter regrets, while rarely taking advantage of mental equipment tapped by curious minds who build finer futures. Know any molecular switch that could turn off cynical cravings in your circle?

 

10.   Walk your ethical talk. Ethics is to the brain’s sense of right or wrong, what a noble life is to a highly intelligent and thoughtful person. Truth is – the brain comes with moral potential.  It equips people to do what is good – even when that good comes with personal cost.  Sure, it takes a bit of work, yet ethics physically reshapes the human brain. No wonder it also shapes our lives and entire communities. Interestingly, when your brain determines what good looks like – and leapfrogs you over bad habits, new neuron pathways are created to lead toward that action. Ethics engages the basal ganglia, and enables you to move past bad habits, in favor of ethical rejuvenation. Check neurogenetics of ethics to see how you can gauge your brain’s ability to grow a stronger moral code, through generating new dendrite brain cells for ethical choices.

 

The idea is to engage both sides of the brain, to increase innovation.  Why not simply do one whole brain task daily – and use suggestions above to track your progress?

 

Olympics 2012

I don't know about yall, but we've been glued to the Olympics!

 

THE VICE GUIDE TO DATING RICH GIRLS

 

Photos by Dana Boulos

Rich girls are hot because their mums are hot. But they're also insane because their dads are inbred sociopaths with Nazi fetishes. All of this makes dating one for a short period of time an excitingly weird mixture of prescription pills, naps, crazy arguments, depressing music, room service, therapists, tattoos that cost more than cars, jet lag and guestlists. It's gonna be fun!

They won't stick around forever, however, as they're genetically pre-disposed to breed among their own kind. But as long as you understand you'll never be anything more than just a stopgap to them, you're in with a shout.

MEETING THEM

This is all about timing. There's a point in every rich girl's life where they stop accepting Daddy's handouts and start nicking it from his wallet instead. This is when you strike. This is your brief window of opportunity.

The first step is identifying the bars/ clubs that these girls frequent. One of a rich girl's favourite activities is to go and look at other rich-people-who-are-pretending-to-be-poor playing in bands. A good way to find these is to check your local listings for who's playing in your area, cross-reference band names with the internet, and look out for names like Charlie or Rupert or Frederick. That's where you'll find gold.

WINNING THEM
You have nothing to offer a rich girl other than being slightly less fortunate than they are, so wave your pedestrian lifestyle around as though it was an alternative lifestyle choice. You've gotta play it like Basquiat or Leo in Titanic; wear fingerless gloves, squint a lot, and say things like "Mister, I meet a lotta people with money, but whadda they got to show for it?" Obviously saying something like that while looking another human being in the eye with a straight face is gonna be pretty difficult, but you'll get used to it. Just bear in mind her entire concept of rebellion will be gleaned from Dickens novels and James Franco's Twitter.

The urban equivalent of this is equally potent: Get some lines in your eyebrows, claim to be a small-time coke dealer, wear a lot of Stone Island and basically inhabit all of her parents' nightmares. At the very worst, her dad will probably attempt to pay you off. If he does, shout, "I don't need your money!" and then steal his iPod. 

 

HER HOUSE

Yes, her flat isn't shit. Get over it. The most important rule here is to never EVER ask how much her place is costing her. I know it's fun to work out in your head how many times more expensive it is than your own rent, or to figure out how many hours you would have to work to pay the rent for just one month (approx 500, BTW) but don't. a) Her parents are paying for it and she has no fucking idea, and b) Just fucking be cool. Act like you're so accustomed to this kind of luxury that you haven't even noticed she's using a remote control to operate the curtains. Just shut up, sit back, watch her Sky.

THE HELP

Unless you're a horrible, horrible human being, dating a girl with a maid is gonna make you feel like the worst person on Earth; like the conscientious son of a plantation owner. Every ounce of your being is going to want to take your own plate over to the sink or say things like "Don't worry, I'll get it."

But you know when a lion rips apart a gazelle in a nature documentary and Attenborough says something like "although horrifying to us, this is just par for the course in the wild"? Think about it like that. And if you're still upset about it, just remember that the Filipino maid you feel so sorry for lives in a bigger house than you (the outhouse at your girlfriend's).

 

MUMS

Firstly, you're gonna want to sleep with her mum because her mum is going to look THE EXACT OPPOSITE to your mum. She will smell like whatever frankincense smells like. However, she will understand what you are straight away; which is just "a phase". She might even regale you both with a story about how she once dated a "punk rocker with a motorcycle" before "meeting Daddy", which is essentially a nice way of saying "Lily is marrying Sebastian, and your days are numbered, dickhead."

DADS
The dad is worse. He understands all your disgusting urges because he lives on a diet of anal sex with Polish women that get delivered to his hotel. The other problem with dads is that rich girls and their fathers flirt to the point of obscenity. This may make you feel weird, but imagine how much it fucks up these two weirdos. 

FRIENDS

Two things. Number one: Compared to her school friends, your mates are gonna look like House of Pain. Number two: She won't be hanging out with her school friends any more, she'll be hanging out with a touring collective of models, drug dealers, guys who own guitars, guys who own clubs, alternative pop stars in their early teens and really old guys who used to know Joe Strummer. You will hate them. Your own friends will try very, very hard to screw all the models, though.

 

DRUGS

Rich girls have been taking drugs since they were three. If you don't think you can be outdrunk, out Xanaxed, out coked, out speeded, out everythinged by a 16-year-old, you're wrong. Heath Ledger, John Belushi, River Phoenix – I guarantee they all died trying to match rich girls. No normal person, raised on shit weed and wine, can compete with a person built from neurosis, privilege, pressure and those slimming pills made from ground-up Chinese babies.

IMPORTANT! Remember, part of them WANTS to get caught. So when they're racking up lines on a Subway sneeze guard and it seems like it would be funny to join in, don't! They're gonna get bailed. And you're not.

 

SEX

Well, the first thing to know about all rich girls is that they lost their virginity at a terrifyingly young age. This means that they're all mad. The reason they all have sex so young is that they all want to be models and are surrounded by scumbags who've had their morality exploded by Mexican Adderall and are used to getting what they want to the point of psychosis. Basically, these young, beautiful women have been fucked up. And that means you'll probably have to have threesomes and put up with her walking around with only a bra on while her male Swedish friends talk about their literary projects. Speaking of which...

PRETENSION

You're also going to have to put up with this. You're going to have to put up with your rich girl reading Knut Hamsun on her roof deck. And she'll know male models, and Jesus, have you any idea how desperate those guys are to let the world know how stupid they aren't? These people never ever grow out of this, so you're stuck, I'm afraid.

 

POLITICS

At some point in the relationship, despite her bohemian pretensions and transgressive art project, you'll realise that she is a Tory. Listen out for tell-tale opinions like, "Well I don't see why I should have to give away all my money to other people," and "Daddy didn't go on the dole, he went out and started a company / formed Duran Duran."

RUINING YOU

Yes, it's going to destroy you. You'll never be happy with a nightbus ever again. You might not quit school/ your job, but you'll become so bad at it that it'll probably quit you. Unsustainable drug habit? Yep! Ditch all your old friends? But of course! Start wearing £4,000 denim jackets? WHO WOULDN'T?

THE BREAKUP

You knew it was coming from day one. But God, you don't wanna give up on this. You'll cry and bitch and get addicted to heroin, but you'll never be able to convince her to stay. Her type don't care too much about people. Her family buy land; yours plough it. Sorry mate, now you have to date someone who doesn't even have a linen closet.